Funny Thoughts

Sea Wear

Q: What lives in a drawer in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Spongebob's spare pants.

Copyright © 2011 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Bean Soup

Q: Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
A: Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

Anonymous

Muffler Dream

I had a dream that I was a muffler
I woke up exhausted

Anonymous