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Last night I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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Exactly My Point
Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."
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Dressing
Q: Why did mustard close it's eyes?
A: Because it didn't want to see the salad dressing.
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