Funny Thoughts

Foul Mouthed Player

Q: What did the hockey goalie say to his teammate?
A: Let's get the "puck" out of here!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Black White And Red

Q: What's black, white, and red all over?
A: A nun on her period.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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Breakfast In Bed

Q: Why do drunks throw up in the sewer?
A: So homeless people can have breakfast.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes , Food Jokes , Riddles
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