Funny Thoughts

Cross The Road - Blind Blonde

Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Zombie Booty Call - Match

We're the perfect match, you're drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped dead.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

Doesn't Matter Anyway

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That light bulb's never getting changed.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Light Bulb Jokes
Anonymous