Additional Business One Liners

• A stagnant science is at a standstill.
• A theory is better than its explanation.
• A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
• A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
• Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
• Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.
• Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out of date.)
• According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
• According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
• Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.

Too Much Wrestling

• You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers' names.
• You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing.
• When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner.
• You always end a speech with, ''That's the bottom line 'cuz John said so!'' or ''If you smellllll what John is cooking!''
• Your new wardrobe consists of more multi-colored bicep tassles, tights, and capes.
• If there's one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it.
• Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter.

Donation To The Preacher

After church service, a little boy tells the pastor that he is going to give him a lot of money when he grows up. "Well, thank you," the pastor replies, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!"