Converted

Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street, when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign that says, “Convert to Catholicism and Get $10.” One of the men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and says, “Abner, what’s going on?” “Caleb,” replies Abner, “I’m thinking of doing it.” After a moment, Abner decides. He strides into the church. He comes out twenty minutes later with his head bowed. “So,” asks Caleb, “did you get your ten dollars?” Abner looks up at him and says, “Is that all you people think about?”

Cheerleader IQ

Q: Why are cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?
A: Because they understand.

Prime Minister Material

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.