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Old And Overweight
A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."
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Pancakes
I told my psychiatrist, "My wife sent me here because I like pancakes." She said, "Liking pancakes doesn't make you crazy. I like pancakes too." I said, "Great! Come down to the house. I got a whole basement full!"
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Pickup
Just been on a speed weight-lifting course.
I picked things up very quickly.
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