Funny Thoughts

Kmart Afghanistan

Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? They are putting in TARGETS!!!

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Terrorist Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Late Again

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes (High School Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
Anonymous

Geek Date

Q: Why do Geeks have complex relationships?
A: Because they're real, but their girlfriend is imaginary.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
Anonymous