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Iowa Tractor Stop

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

A: Prom.

Birds Fly Over Iowa

Q: Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?

A: Because it ain't worth a crap.

Best Thing About Iowa

Q: What is the best thing coming out of Iowa?

A: Interstate 35!

Iowa Crazy Law

  • It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
  • A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
  • One-armed piano players must perform for free.
  • Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
  • The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.
  • The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
  • Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
  • Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.