I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."
Listen, if you're going to someone's house for Thanksgiving dinner, complement their baseboards. That is what they are spending today cleaning.
Debugging vs Programming
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!