Funny Thoughts

Bird Time

Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.

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Snakes Rule

Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?
A: Because they don't have any feet.

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Yo Mama - Coffee

Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

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