Funny Thoughts

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!

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Weed Out

After sex, a lot of people like to smoke a cigarette. As a gay man, me and my boyfriend smoke weed after sex. After all, in the bible it says "if a man lies with another man, he should be stoned."

Anonymous

Jumping the Gun

I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.

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