Funny Thoughts

Michael Jackson And Caviar

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.

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Anonymous

Little Boy Blue

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.

Anonymous

Incestuous Nephew

Q: What do you call an incestuous nephew?
A: An aunt-eater.

Anonymous