Funny Thoughts

Bus Air

I farted on the bus today and four people turned around..
I felt like I was on the voice.

Anonymous

Night Beats

Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? .
Lucky for him that I was already awake playing the drums!

Anonymous

Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

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