Funny Thoughts

English Teacher

I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during sex.
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.

Anonymous

Christian Mingle II

Finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle. My username is "Jesus in the streets, Satan in the sheets." Wish me luck!

Submitted BY: MEG

Yo Mama - Whale

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

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