Q: What drug was the duck on?
Bright Eyed, Bushy Tail
Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.
Rosie O'Donnell Arrested
Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?
A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.
Whitney Houston's Funeral
Did you hear about Whitney Houston's funeral? The line leading to the coffin stretched into the street. A few people showed up too.
Yo Mama - Reported Stolen
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.