Yo Mama - Reported Stolen
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Q: What drug was the duck on?
Bright Eyed, Bushy Tail
Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.
Whitney Houston's Funeral
Did you hear about Whitney Houston's funeral? The line leading to the coffin stretched into the street. A few people showed up too.
Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.