Yo Mama - Reported Stolen
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Rosie O'Donnell Arrested
Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?
A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.
Q: What drug was the duck on?
Bright Eyed, Bushy Tail
Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.
My addiction to classical music led to me losing my job, then turning to drugs.
It was Bach, sack and crack.