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Worst Final Comments

10. See me after class.
9. Did you even read the material?
8. It's a C, but it's a strong C.
7. Fascinatingly convoluted.
6. My, what nice, big margins!
5. You must've been up all last night.
4. The book ends differently than the movie.
3. Spelling requires more than just sounding it out.
2. Are you familiar with the term "plagiarism"?
1. Tell your mom to try harder.

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Anonymous

Asian Blindfold

Q: How do you blindfold an Asian?
A: With dental floss.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

A Little Help

A burglar entered my house in the middle of the night. I woke up and asked him what he was doing. He said he was looking for money so I got up and searched with him.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous