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Energizer Bunny
While trying to impress a girl I told her I was like the Energizer Bunny. She rolled her eyes and said "Because you can keep going and going?"
"No" I replied "I can play the drum"
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Rejection
My luck with girls is so bad, even the ones I fantasize about just want to be friends
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Copyright © 2013 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Irish Pick-up Line
You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!
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