Jokes about Families - Sister Jokes

No More Fishing For Baby Sis

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!" "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said. The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait!"

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Divorced Brother And Sister

If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

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Country Black

Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!

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Submitted BY: Daniel S.