Jokes about Families - Sister Jokes

Prom Date

It was the night of prom, and Sally didn't have a date. Her brother felt sorry for her and decided to help. He offered to take her. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. At the dance, they just sat there. Her brother offered to dance. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. After the dance, her brother took her to Makeout Mountain. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. It got hot and heavy, and they ended up having sex. Afterwards, she turned to her brother and said "Man, you're better than Dad!" "Yeah, that's what Mom says, too!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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The Hitman

Two guys are talking in a bar. “I want to kill my wife,” says one. “Why not ask Arti, over there,” says the other man, pointing to a man at the fruit-machine. “Arti over there is a top hitman,” the friend goes on. So the man approaches Arti. “Are you Arti the hit-man?” asks the man. “Sure am,” replies Arti. “You couldn’t murder my wife for me, could you?” asks the man. “I can,” replies Arti, “And you know, I promised my Master, who taught me the noble art of assassination, that I would do my one hundredth kill for a fee of just one pound and give the client two further kills for free.” “Great,” says the man. Could you kill my wife, her sister and my mother-in-law?” “OK”, replies Arti. “Get them to go to Tesco’s tomorrow at 10:00 AM.” “Right,” says the man. The following day the man’s wife, her sister and his mother-in-law are tricked by the man to go to Tesco’s. In walks Arti and in no time at all he strangles the wife, her sister and mother-in-law. All the newspapers lead with the same headline the following day – Arti chokes three for a pound at Tesco’s.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Car Accident

Yesterday my sister and her boyfriend had an accident in the car. They called her Maggie.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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