Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Eat Your Corn Flakes

Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?
Shut up and eat your corn flakes.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Seaweed

Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something fish smoked!

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Submitted BY: Kk that girl

Accident

A little kid comes running into the backyard.
He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"
"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."

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Anonymous