Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Gay Irishmen

Q: Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen?
A: Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: BigRed

Irish Wish

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it, and out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The Irishman thinks awhile, finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty." With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes. The Irishman says, "I want two more of these."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Genie Jokes , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
Anonymous

Irish Wedding & Wake

Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One less drunk Irishman.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles
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