Ethnic / Country Jokes

Riding Along

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback..."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Tiger Woods Mercedes

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?", asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on this god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"The Devil you say", says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything!"

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Anonymous

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Categories: Riddles , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Racist Jokes (Middle Eastern)
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