Many Moons

There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole. The cowboy said, "How long have you been down there?" The Indian replied, "Many moons."

First People

Q: How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
A: They had reservations.

Mexican Bean Mystery Solved

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A: So they can take bubble baths.