Ethnic / Country Jokes

Ireland County Hates South Park

Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?"
A: Killkenny.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Economists in Parades

At the last May Day parade in the Soviet Union, after the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missiles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black. "Are they Spies?" Asked Gorby? "They are economists," replies the KGB director, "imagine the havoc they will wreak when we set them loose on the Americans"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes)
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Anonymous

Girlfriend Meets Irish Mom

A young Irish lad takes the girl he loves to meet his family. The matriarch of the family asks the girlfriend, "So, tell me, lass, what is your occupation?" The girl hesitantly says, "Well, Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." Immediately, the lad's mother faints. After regaining consciousness, she asks again, "Forgive me, dearie. I don't think I heard you correctly. What is your occupation?" Again the girl says, "Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." The mother laughs, "Oh my, dearie, for a moment there I thought you said you were a Protestant!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes)
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