Puerto Rican Offspring

Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.

Polish Girl Does Tradein

Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda?

Bragging Mothers

Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church. They always liked to compete with their sons. First mother: My son is a priest. Whenever people see him they say, "Oh my priest!" Second mother: Oh yeah, my son is a bishop. Whenever they see him they say, "Oh my bishop!" Third mother: (after thinking a bit) Well my son is a fat, lazy pig and whenever people see my son they say, "Oh my God!"