Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Heart Attack

A man comes home and hears hard breathing and female noises from inside the apartment.  He walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked. His wife yells, "Help, help, I am having a heart attack!"
The husband runs in the other room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to him and says, "Daddy, daddy, there is a naked man in the closet."
Husband opens the closet door and sees his friend Bob. He yells at Bob, "Bob, god damn it, my wife is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scare the kids!!!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Helper Virus

Q: Why did the Coronavirus cross the street?
A: To help seniors get to the other side

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes)
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Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Diarrhea Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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