Gold Medal

Q: What's better than winning the gold medal at the special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded!

From The Life of The Insane

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,
"I did not!"

R.A.P.

R.A.P.: Retards Attempting Poetry