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Crazy Desert

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A: Fruitcake

47 Blues

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

Chinese Short Bus

Q:  What do Chinese people name their retarded children?

A:  Som Ting Wong

Crazy Way

Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?

A:  They take the psycho path.

Mentally Handicapped Orange

A mentally challenged man walks up to this guy and asks, "Can you help me? I'm trying to spell the word 'orange.'" The guy responds, "What a retard, didn't your mom teach you?" The man answers, "No." "Ever?" says the guy. "No," responds the mentally challenged man. The guy responds, "Okay, which one are you trying to spell, the color or the fruit?"