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Crazy Way

Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?

A:  They take the psycho path.

Ponderings Collection

  • Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • So what's the speed of dark?
  • Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
  • I just got skylights put in my place.  The people who live above me are furious.
  • Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
  • Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
  • Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  • If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  • Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Chinese Short Bus

Q:  What do Chinese people name their retarded children?

A:  Som Ting Wong

Mentally Handicapped Orange

A mentally challenged man walks up to this guy and asks, "Can you help me? I'm trying to spell the word 'orange.'" The guy responds, "What a retard, didn't your mom teach you?" The man answers, "No." "Ever?" says the guy. "No," responds the mentally challenged man. The guy responds, "Okay, which one are you trying to spell, the color or the fruit?"

From The Life of The Insane

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,

"I did not!"