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Brotherly Love

An old lady’s cat gives birth to a litter of kittens. She says to the vet, “How could it have happened? She never leaves the house. How could she meet another cat?” “What about that tom sitting on the sofa?” asks the vet. “Don’t be ridiculous ,” says the old lady. That's her brother.

The Redneck Unabomber Connection

Q: What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?

A: They've both been fingered by their brothers.

Michael Jackson and the Doctor

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."

Incestuous Nephew

Q: What do you call an incestuous nephew?

A: An aunt-eater.

Yo Mama - Family Reunion

Yo mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.