If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
Mountain Men and Loose Women
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb." His friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about." "You don't say." said the first man. "Bet that was costly." "Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk."
While out on a date, two brothers commence to arguing over who gets to kiss their date first. Finally, unable to stand the bickering any longer, their mother replies, "Relax boys, There's enough of me to go around."
The Redneck Unabomber Connection
Q: What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?
A: They've both been fingered by their brothers.
Michael Jackson and the Doctor
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."