Keep It In The Family
Q: How can you tell if a redneck's daughter is on the rag?
A: Her brother's dick is red.
The Irish Newlyweds
Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?
Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
A: Hey sis, you awake?
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
While out on a date, two brothers commence to arguing over who gets to kiss their date first. Finally, unable to stand the bickering any longer, their mother replies, "Relax boys, There's enough of me to go around."