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Keep It In The Family

Q: How can you tell if a redneck's daughter is on the rag?

A: Her brother's dick is red.

The Irish Newlyweds

Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?

Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

A: Hey sis, you awake?

American Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Redneck Datin'

While out on a date, two brothers commence to arguing over who gets to kiss their date first. Finally, unable to stand the bickering any longer, their mother replies, "Relax boys, There's enough of me to go around."