Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Sign Fell

On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait." The man replied; "But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now." "Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs." "Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room." So she takes his money and he goes upstairs with one of the staff and, after looking for a place to consummate the transaction, they decide to do it on the roof. However, as was stated before, it's a very cold night, and they freeze to death and fall to the sidewalk. A passing drunk looks them over, staggers to the door, and knocks. "Go away!" says the madam. "We don't allow drunks in here!" "I don't want in," says the drunk. "I just wanted to tell you that your sign fell down."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Heaven's Gate Culters

Q: You know about the 39 Heaven's Gate culters who killed themselves?
A: They found another one underneath the sink... behind the Comet.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Final Curtain

At his annual checkup, a man is told that he has contracted a deadly disease and has only twelve hours to live. His only consolation is that it’s not contagious. When he gets home, he tells his wife the awful news. She is devastated and says, “Honey, let’s make love tonight. It will be the night of your life.” They make love with a passion, and it’s amazing, and they kiss and go to sleep. A little while later he wakes her up and says, “How about we do it again?” They make love again, and it’s even better and more bittersweet. They are exhausted. Sensing the end approaching, the husband asks, “Hey, how about just one more time?” “That’s easy for you to say,” the wife says. “You don’t have to get up in the morning.”

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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