Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Britney Spears Drinking Milk

Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Breaking the News

A guy is just getting back from a long business trip out of the country. He’d left his cat with his brother. As soon as he’s back at the airport, he calls his brother and asks about the cat. “The cat’s dead,” the brother says. The guy is devastated. “Hey, that cat meant a lot to me. Don’t you know any better than to break bad news like that? Jeez. You ought to say, ‘Well, the cat got out on the roof, and the fire department came. They put up the ladder, but the cat was afraid to let go. It was cold outside, and finally when they were able to get up there the cat had passed away from exposure.’ You know, break it gently.” “Man, I’m sorry,” the brother says. “I’ll do a better job next time.” “Okay. Anyway, what’s really important is family. How have you been all this time? How’s Mom?” “Well,” the brother says. “Mom got out on the roof..."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Submitted BY: JackD

Ru-Ru

Two guys get stuck on a desert island. They are soon caught by the natives and brought to a village and put before the chief. He says to the first guy, "As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice, death or Ru Ru". Not wanting to die he picks Ru Ru. He is then beaten and buggered to unconciousness right in front of his friend. The 2nd guy when asked says "I'd rather die than suffer that ". The chief says "Great, death it is, death by Ru Ru"!!!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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