Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Perfect Unison

Q: How do you get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.

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Bagpiper vs. Country Singer

Q: What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A: The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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