Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Reunite the Beetles

Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
A: Two more bullets.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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JKF Boxing

Q: Why wouldn't JFK make a good boxer?
A: He can't take a shot to the head!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sports Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Tiger & Diana

Q: What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?
A: A good driver.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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