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The Big Jump
Q: OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
A: The brunette, because the other two don't exist!
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Redneck CSI
Q: Why are redneck murder mysteries so hard to solve?
A: Because all the DNA samples match each other and there aren't any dental records.
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Last Request
Q: What was the murderer's last request to the chaplain as he sat in the electric chair?
A: Will you hold my hand?
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