Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Dave's Adventure

There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
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Wearing Suits

Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Wedding Tombstones

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous