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The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!
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Oldest
Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "You are now"
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Fourth Marriage
An eighty year old woman was getting married for the fourth time. A newspaper was interviewing her about her previous marriages. She said she got married the first time when she was twenty to a banker. Then, in her forties she married a three ring circus leader. Then she married a preacher. And now she's marring a funeral home director. The lady replied, when I look back at my previous marriages, I see one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.
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