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RIP Mom
My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Turkey Shoping
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Looking Forward
If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night
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Submitted BY: MEG
