Dark Humor Jokes

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The Bar Exam

Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband's fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked into a bar and announced to all the men that she had inherited billions of dollars and would marry the guy with the biggest dick. Now of course this woman wasn't all that in the looks department, as a matter of fact she looked more like a shriveled prune then a human being, however, the guys didn't care. They knew this old lady would croak soon and they would get all that money. The woman then told the men to stiff themselves up to full erection and lay their dicks on a long table. They did what she said. All of a sudden, two gay guys walked into the bar, looked at the table and said "Mmmm! A buffet!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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Like Mother Like Daughter

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Kamikaze Pilots

Why was it that the Kamikaze pilots used helmets?

Categories: Funny Thoughts (Why Is It) , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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