Funny Thoughts - Why Is It

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

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Gas Stations

Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?  Are they afraid someone might clean them!?

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Kamikaze Pilots

Why was it that the Kamikaze pilots used helmets?

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