Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Like Mother Like Daughter

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Anonymous

Kamikaze Pilots

Why was it that the Kamikaze pilots used helmets?

Categories: Funny Thoughts (Why Is It) , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Anonymous

Alabama Girl

A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.
I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
Submitted BY: TommehBoi