Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Drunks in a Cemetary

A drunk staggered into a cemetery on Halloween night and fell into a freshly dug grave. Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. "Get me out of here," said the one in the grave, "I'm cold." The other one looked over the edge and said, "No wonder you're cold, you poor guy. You don't have any dirt on you."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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At the Top of the Stairs

Q: What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
A: A quadriplegic in a house fire.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Riddles
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Irishman Suicide

Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by  swallowing 100 pain killers?
A: After two he began to feel better.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Riddles
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