Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Apple Juice

Q: You know why I drink apple juice?
A: Because OJ will kill you.

Categories: Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
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Two Elderly Ladies

Two elderly ladies meet at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing.
"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do?"
"Opened a can of peas instead!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Old Age Jokes
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Pizza and a Jew

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: The pizza doesn't scream when it's put into an oven.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Riddles
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