Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Prozac Suicide

A guy came home one day after getting fired from work. He was so depressed that he decided to end it all and kill himself. He went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a bottle and began to swallow a handful of Prozac pills he found there. After the first few he felt a lot better.

Anonymous

Osama Bin Laden - Halloween

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
A: Dead.

Anonymous

Ted and MaryJo

Q: Why didn't Mary Jo Kopechne get a shower before her date with Ted Kennedy?
A: She was going to wash up on shore later on that evening.

Anonymous