Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Seattle Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in California and move to Seattle, Washington are they still brother and sister?

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
Anonymous

Three Morticians

There were three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine. Took me three days to get him ready for an open casket funeral!" The next guy says, "Oh yeah? I had this construction worker fall 15 stories, then he got run over by a steam roller, but I had him ready for an open casket funeral in two days!" The third guy sulks in the corner, "Man. both y'all got me beat. I had this lady parachutist who landed on the empire state building. It took me four days just to get the grin off her face."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Profession Jokes
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Anonymous

Casket Talk

Q: What did one casket say to the other?
A: Was that you coffin?

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Riddles
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