Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Like Mother Like Daughter

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Anonymous

Keep Eating

Mommy mommy I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Daddy, When Will I Get One?

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower. It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says..... "Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?" The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back at the little girl and winks.... "When your mommy goes to the mall!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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