Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Party at Michael Jackson's

Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
A: By all the Big Wheels parked in his driveway.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Riddles
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Grandma

Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Pedophile at Heavens Gates

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" "Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
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