Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Milking Sheep

Q: How do you milk sheep?
A: With an iPhone 14 Pro Max

Anonymous

Thrifty Matt

Q: What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?
A: Goodwill Hunting.

Submitted BY: InTheMotherland

Luke and Obi-Wan

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”

Submitted BY: dre10g