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Can You Hear Me Now?

Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?

A: Instagram

Ole Texting Lena

“Lena, I'm having just one more beer with Sven. If I'm not home in an hour, read this message again.” 

China Apple

Q: What does Apple call their new phone 7 for Chinese people?

A: The iOpener

Yo Mama - Smartphone

Yo mama's so fat she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.

Blonde - iPad

Q: Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender?

A: Because she wanted to make apple juice.