Q: What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store?
A: Guardians of the galaxy.
Given the recent slowdown in iPhone X sales, Apple announced today that it will skip the wearables market and develop a line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the summer of 2018, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $999 to $1399 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Smart Phone Trouble
My girlfriend texted me "helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"
Anybody know what "ternative" means?
Q: What does Apple call their new phone 7 for Chinese people?
A: The iOpener
Yo Mama - Smartphone
Yo mama's so fat she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.