Technology Jokes - Smartphone Jokes

China Apple

Q: What does Apple call their new iPhone 13 Pro for Chinese people?
A: The iOpener

Categories: Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Riddles
Written By: jonathan fursland

Yo Mama - Smartphone

Yo mama's so fat she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes)
Submitted BY: aeiouicup

Bad Date Rescue

Ken sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's really unattractive?" says Mike. "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry," Ken says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. But just in case you need to escape, there's a 'Bad Date Rescue App' you can install on your smartphone. Schedule your phone to ring just after you meet her and answer with, 'Mom, what's the matter, are you okay?"  It works every time.
So that night, Mike knocks on the girl's door and when she comes out he is awestruck at how attractive and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl's phone rings and she answers with, "Mom, what's the matter, are you okay?"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Blind Date Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes)
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