Ole Texting Lena
“Lena, I'm having just one more beer with Sven. If I'm not home in an hour, read this message again.”
Q: What does Apple call their new phone 7 for Chinese people?
A: The iOpener
Yo Mama - Smartphone
Yo mama's so fat she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.
Blonde - iPad
Q: Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender?
A: Because she wanted to make apple juice.
Friday Pick-Up Lines - Phone Trouble
There's something wrong with my phone.
It doesn't have your number in it...