Can You Hear Me Now?
Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?
Ole Texting Lena
“Lena, I'm having just one more beer with Sven. If I'm not home in an hour, read this message again.”
Q: What does Apple call their new phone 7 for Chinese people?
A: The iOpener
Yo Mama - Smartphone
Yo mama's so fat she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.
Blonde - iPad
Q: Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender?
A: Because she wanted to make apple juice.