Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Heffner Seance

The Heffner family recently held a seance at the Playboy mansion and successfully contacted their father. He had one urgent message and requested that his family get the word out immediately.
The message is: "Tell the Muslims there aren't any virgins left."

Submitted BY: RichK

E.T. Welcome

Q: What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
A: Where on Earth have you been?

Anonymous

Shark Week - Sharp Dresser

Q: What did the shark ask the barber to do?
A: Make me look like I'm dressed to kill.

Anonymous