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Shark Week - Swimming

Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week?

A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.

Hungry Zombie

Q: Why did the zombie want to eat Meghan Trainor

A: Because every inch of her was perfect from the bottom to the top.

Shark Week - Open Wide

Q: What do you call a man with his right hand in a shark's mouth?

A: Lefty.

Shark Week - Favorite Song

Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?

A: U Can't Touch This

Elsa

Q: Why shouldn't you let Elsa hold your balloon?

A: Because she will let it go, let it gooooooooo