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Shark Week - Favorite Saying

Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?

A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.

How Big?

Q:  How big is Bill Clinton's Penis?

A:  Not as big as Hillary's

Hillary Wear Short Dress

Q: Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?

A: Her balls would show.

Don's Mail Box

Q: What's written on the sign at the great Hawaiian singer's mail box?

A: The Ho House!!!

Mariah Carey's Quote

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN, "I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again". When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".