Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Muslim Bookstore

The other day, I was walking through the mall and noticed that a new Muslim bookstore had opened. I wondered exactly what was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck off!  Get out and Stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Shark Week - Road

Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Shark Week - Nemo

Q: What is a shark's favorite film?
A: Eating Nemo

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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