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8 Day Blow Job

Q: What do you call a blow job that lasts for 8 days?

A: Hanukkah Lewinsky.

O.J. Simpson Standup

I hear O.J. Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail. Apparently he kills 'em every time!

The Lone Ranger

Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

A: Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump DUMP!!!

Shark Week - Day Job

Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?

A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.

Shark Week - Favorite Saying

Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?

A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.