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Mariah Carey's Quote

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN, "I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again". When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".

Cautious Drinker

Everyone says soda is bad for you...

but OJ will kill you.

Difference Between Jesus and Madonna

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?

A: Jesus was only resurrected once.

Happy Song

Bill: Did you here that happy is the worlds number one song?

Bob: Pharrell?

Chuck Norris Swimming

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, He doesn't get wet... The water gets Chuck Norris.