Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

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Singer Nicki Minaj posted a video of a crying boy who calmed down once he placed his head on her chest. Child rearing experts are calling Minaj a natural and the boy a fucking genius.

Anonymous

E.T. Welcome

Q: What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
A: Where on Earth have you been?

Anonymous

Shark Week - Sharp Dresser

Q: What did the shark ask the barber to do?
A: Make me look like I'm dressed to kill.

Anonymous