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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Bill Gates

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks Bill Gates is another name for toll booths.

Caitlyn Jenner Outrage

I hate when people say my skirt looks slutty

Like, who cares if my balls hang out a little?

Yogi Bear

Q: Why is there only one Yogi Bear?

A:  Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.

Superman vs Batman

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

Razorback Hogs

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir!" The President replied  "These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea." The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, Sir!"