Blonde Jokes

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Everywhere Hurts

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Blondes And Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Riddles , Animal Jokes
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Golf Course Blonde

Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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